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18
Apr

getsherlock:

getsherlock:

john is so scary when he’s really angry because he just smiles. that’s it. just a smile. 

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18
Apr
samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

1989nihil:

frodothedodo:

Has Stargate taught us nothing?

Apparently not… RUN!

samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

1989nihil:

frodothedodo:

Has Stargate taught us nothing?

Apparently not… RUN!


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17
Apr

(x)

(x)


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17
Apr

sherlollyandjohnlock:

HOLY SHIT


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17
Apr

dianaspot:

(x)

Absolutely spot on!


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17
Apr
spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

goingbeyondmylimits:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Also, if you harass, attack, or scare a crow or crows. They will remember you FOR LIFE. Yes, for life. They don’t give a shit you if threw a rock at them when you were 8. They will remember you forever. I’m glad crows aren’t around where I live. *phew*

I love crows so much

spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

goingbeyondmylimits:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Also, if you harass, attack, or scare a crow or crows. They will remember you FOR LIFE. Yes, for life. They don’t give a shit you if threw a rock at them when you were 8. They will remember you forever. I’m glad crows aren’t around where I live. *phew*

I love crows so much


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17
Apr

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Apr

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17
Apr

buckysexual:

 (via thisgirlgames)


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17
Apr

tomhazeldine:

OKAY. OKAY TOM.


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17
Apr

henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.


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17
Apr

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth


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17
Apr

songofages:

strawberrypatty:

utsuroichijo:

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

Yeah that looks like some of exactly the same shit they served when I was in highschool but less of it.

I bet you a lot of those kids opted out of some stuff too. Trying to act like this is all there is when there might have been stuff that was perfectly fine, they just didn’t want to eat it.

And let’s comment on the girl who said LUNCH WAS HER FAVOURITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL.

Yep. Sounds like Michelle Obama is the problem here…

Theres probably a good reason in australia that we dont do school lunches, you either bring your lunch or buy at the tuck shop. Which is usually junk food + chips and pies. Not healthy food though not poor quality either. Just cost money. So most kids would bring lunch from home.


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17
Apr
doctorwhovian7477:

officialschool:

stacey-brighteyes:

Barbie without makeup
I really love this photo.

what kind of makeup does she use to change the color of her hair roots

How did her eye colour change? Is she wearing lenses?

Why are her teeth suddenly yellow??

doctorwhovian7477:

officialschool:

stacey-brighteyes:

Barbie without makeup

I really love this photo.

what kind of makeup does she use to change the color of her hair roots

How did her eye colour change? Is she wearing lenses?

Why are her teeth suddenly yellow??


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17
Apr
'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'

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