Malfunction Junction

The name is Morgan, 17, Australia. If you would like to know more there's handy link on the left called "Who Am I?" that you can check out for free because I'm generous. IF I HAVE SENT YOU A MESSAGE THAT IS CONFUSING/INSULTING IT'S YOUR SHAKESPEARIAN INSULT!
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homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING


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fyantagonist:

Benedict Cumberbatch helps Madame Tussauds artists out with the early sculpting for his new wax figure[HQ]


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rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours
An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.
Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,”  he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours

An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.

Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 


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postapocalypticcop:

Harriet on instagram


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thebabbagepatch:

jonjonlewis:

chef-guevara:

Tim Minchin - Not Perfect

I am who I am because of this song

Used this song for my HSC, Tim Minchin you’re a beautiful man.


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dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 


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cashiersproblems:

I know it would be wasting a bag, but I’m obligated to ask you, hoping you say no.

cashiersproblems:

I know it would be wasting a bag, but I’m obligated to ask you, hoping you say no.


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To everyone who thinks they’re doing us retail associates a favor when they leave behind a mess:

To everyone who thinks ‘Oh but it’s job security!’ when they put an item down somewhere other than where they picked it up:

To everyone who tells their child ‘Just leave it there, it’s what they’re paid for anyway’ when they decide they don’t want an item:

To everyone who watches an employee meticulously fold a pile of shirts for the third time:

To everyone who puts something down mere inches from where they got it from in the first place:

STOP IT.

You’re not helping us. You’re a hinderance. A discrace.
Did your mother teach you to act like that?

It’s not job security.
I’d still be working here if I didn’t have to clean up behind you every five minutes. So would my coworkers.

We’re not paid to clean. We’re paid to assist.
House cleaners get paid more than minimum wage.

Our job is to help make your shopping trip easier. Faster. More convenient.
How is it convenient for you to make it hard for me to find the things you so desperately need?

If you only paid attention and made an effort, you wouldn’t have to be here in my store for fourty-five minutes longer than necessary because the system says we have twelve of the last thing on your list, but none of them are in the correct spot.

We are human beings.

Treat us that way.


- (via nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear)


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zahliailhaz:

"You look lonely. I thought I would come over and give you something to do."

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"Oh, it doesn’t scan? It must be free."

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"Don’t worry, those bills are real. I just printed them."

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